Rob Demotivational Poster
DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either
ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!
'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"
Detroit declares bankruptcy -
PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.
DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.
FAILURE - When things just seem to be irresistable
CHUCK NORRIS -
CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.
FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!
SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!
GRAVE ROBBING -
Mens Nite Out -
ROBIN - Show us on the action figure where they touched you.
SOME PEOPLE -
ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.
STREET VENDOR MILIEU - NO TAKERS?
AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.
PROTESTING - Make sure you pick the right cause.
FURNITURE CONSPIRACY -
IMMIGRATION POLICY -
WILE E. COYOTE SYNDROME -
3 Men and a Robot -
TOUGH CHILDHOOD -
NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!
ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!
PEARL HARBOUR -
DETERMINATION - He's going to rebuild Death Star, even if he has to finance it ”creatively”.
THINKING INSIDE THE BOX -
HARD TIMES -
9 inch will please a lady -
the great clown -
IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night.
THE GLOVE -
THE SPETZNAZ - Russian ballerinas that know how to use guns
SENSE - This makes none.
SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.
there's seating near the front -
Bacon fight! -
DOMO ARIGATO - mister roboto
AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.
IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.
ROBOT DEVIL - you'll suffer till the end of time enduring tortures most of which rhyme
IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT - When I woke up and realized I had a serious drinking problem
TRASH METAL - This is TRASH METAL not THRASH METAL.
OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.
BENDER - Please insert liquor!
Old Cowboy Saying -
ORGASM - If she fakes it, that is HER problem, not yours.
X-47B ROBOT FIGHTER JET - And You Thought Skynet Was Fiction.
BATMAN - Little known fact: He was an English major
GOD-JESUS - Because everyone knows God is a japanese robot
Dear Math -
THINK BIG - Always remember, no matter how big of a problem you overcome; it’s still just one problem, and there are a lot more where that one came from.
SUMMER MAINTENANCE - "In case of invasion of alien contact Mazinger-Fortress of Science - Japan"
20 SECONDS -
V.I.K.Y. - Her logic is undeniable
REALITY HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM - Send Error Report ?
BOB PROBERT #24 - RIP - 162 Goals / 221 Assists / 3300 Penalty Minutes Usually if you saw this face, it wasn't going to be a good day for you Rest in peace, champ.
ROBOSAURUS - When nerds get WAY to much money... ...they build dangerous toys
DEATHSTROKE - Part-time supervillain, part-time pedophile.
THE PAPER VS. WITCH HUNTER ROBIN - Anime girls in glasses are SCARY!
YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS - They'll always start out as friends
ARCEE - Talk about "junk in the trunk"!
I'M SORRY - I'm allergic to your bullshit
SUDDEN ACCELERATION -
NICE CHOPS -
MATH PROBLEMS -
CUBBYBEAR - His Mother Always Knew He Was A Problem Child.
JEOPARDY - When PCP just isn't enough.
PEOPLE - "To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." (Douglas Adams)
WARDROBE DECISIONS - Are Much Cooler When You're Fictional
SHE MAY HAVE - a sharp tongue... but, it does not mean she has a keen mind. Still... i'd give her 10 out of 10 for the rim job
I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!
SANTA - Telling him is not the same thing as calling Child Protective Services
GIR - I would be terrified of the robot if the dog wasn't so damn cute!
OH CRAP! - That was beyond the scope of authorized work, wasn't it?
THE BOY WONDER - Don't worry Batman. By the time I'm finish with him, all those gay rumors about you two will be history!
KURATAS - Japanese for " Tanks Are Obsolete"
R2D2 - Is the pimpest droid ever.
SHARK PUNCHING - Mother Teresa's favorite hobby.
ANALYZE THIS -
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